 Yes!! I have written a NEW, real FAQ!! This one is not very funny though... I'll try to write-up a funny interview one (kind of like the Francine one) soon. (The FAQ created June 8th, 2001)  What is the name and URL of your website?  If you're here you should probably know.. but I'll tell ya anyways. Tokyo Kaos, http://tokyokaos.keenspace.com (hosted by everyone's favorite free webcomic hosting site o_o; or the only webcomic hosting site, anyways..). How did you come up with the concept? Well, me and my friend Tokyo (yes, I know him in real life.. he goes to my school) were coming up with an idea for an Anime Convention comic. Actually, I came up with the idea, but he added the cast of characters (including us and Francine, and Justin- another character who will show up shortly). Then he sort of evolved it on his own and came up with Tokyo Kaos. So Francine is someone you know in real life too? Yeah... she's kind of pissed off that I have her in a comic... and no, she isn't that big a bitch (but Tokyo would feel otherwise). Why don't you update more often? Because the comics take a damn long time to create. How do you make them, anyways? I use my nice little copy of Adobe Photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition (the way they call it "limited edition", it makes it seem like it's better than the original. Yea, right...). I draw it in black and white first, and then on another layer using the multiply feature, I draw in the color. Then I add the dialogue by creating the word balloons in MS Paint and blurring them slightly in Photoshop, in order to get rid of some of that pixily look. And no, please PLEASE don't try and teach me the whole coloring via channels thing. Okay, you're talking too much. Screw you. Bite me asswad!! Is this Ray G...? No one will get this joke... Uhh, no... Anyways, how many hits do you get? Not many at all! Everyone! TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME HERE!! Anyways, my average is between 30 and 50 *unique* hits per day in a month. However, on Wednesdays and Saturdays (when I update), I get 3 times as many hits than other days. That means that I must have some frequent visitors! That's pathetic. So is Dragonball Z... I know!! Talk about SUCK-ASS Seriously!! I think Akira Toryiama was smokin' some screwed up shit when he came up with the sequel to Dragonball. Yeah I know!! What the hell happened to Oolong?? Talk about sexy! ... ... ... WHAT!? Dude, you're really %$#&ed up. ...and now for the ever famous BITCHBUSTERS FAQ/INTERVIEW! This FAQ (April 2001) has been conducted by FRANCINE interviewing HIROSHI (Note: I will have a *much* better and/or funnier FAQ very soon. This one is stupid and not funny). Before we begin the interview, I would just like to state that I hate you and wish that you die a horrible, painful death. That wasn't a question... Screw you.Anyways, why does your character exist? It's obvious that you're the unfunny strait guy with absolutely no emotion or personality. No one likes you. In fact, if you began having some sort of harem of women then death threats would start surfacing at your front door. Don't you know what happened to Keitarou from Love Hina!? Tenchi from... uhh... Tenchi!? N-no, actually, I don't... Goddamnit, no one likes them, and perverted anime fans everywhere wish for their deaths!! Don't you see? Everyone hates you!! No one wants you in this series!! Actually, I don't have a harem... Tokyo's the one with all the slutty chicks. ACK!! don't you get it!! I want you to die!! Are you okay? Where's the bitch?? Who the @&$% are you!? Um, what are you doing here? And what's with all those hoses and the backpack? What? Didn't you call for the BITCHBUSTERS?? ...Oh @%#$. Not this again.
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